Sunday, July 22, 2007

So there's this inflatable pool. It's a whale, and you can attach a hose and have water spray out the blowhole. Dad was playing with the hose, squeezing and releasing it, causing the blowhole to spurt. At Mom's suggestion, he blocked the flow completely.
Mom: Molly, what happened to the water?
Molly: I don't know!
Mom: Go see!
Molly goes to see, Dad opens the hose, and she gets sprayed in the face (obviously).
Dad does it again.
Mom: Molly, what happened to the water? Go see!
Molly: I not going see. YOU go see!