The original version of "O Christmas Tree," according to Molly: "O Cottonball." (Tanenbaum)

Molly: "I drew a girl Rudolph. Her name is Rudle."

Molly: "God should give the Tin Man and the Scarecrow one brain and one heart."

Molly was playing hangman with me and Liam. For one of her turns, she guessed "zero."

I told Molly she couldn't play hangman with me and Liam. "Why, is it just for mans?"

Molly went outside by herself this morning. We told that wasn't okay. "But Dad, I needed to see what weather it was!"

Molly saw High School Musical 3 at the "movie feeder."

Liam says 'I have a scratch on my uvula. That's why I'm feeling bad.'

Molly: When I get bigger, I'm gonna get a monster truck!

...to which Liam replied, "Molly, that's a WEIRD song!"

Molly was singing a lullaby for Lily, the lyrics of which included "Lily, you're so cute, I'll never, ever throw you in the garbage."

Liam has to bring something to school that you can smell. He says, "I'm gonna poop out a poop, put it in a jar, and let everybody smell it."

Molly: What kind of snack can I have? Dad: I'll get some boogers out your nose and you can eat them. Molly: No, Dad, I already ate them all.

Molly: One time, Liam said, "Mimi, Lily has a present for you." And it was a poo present.

Molly: Mommy! You're wearing that pretty shirt, and it's my favorite colors: Pink, and pink!

Daddy: Eww, Molly, you taste like boogers. Molly: No, I taste like meat! I taste like bones!

Molly: Look, Daddy, an AMINAL! (a dead cockroach)

Molly: Snuggles make my heart feel SO happy!

Liam, told for the hundredth time to stop correcting his sister: "I'm not correcting her, I'm just telling her the right thing

Molly says that graham cracker, chocolate, and marshmallow is a "Snore."

Molly couldn't find a Y in her Alpha-Bits, so she "bit off her X to make a Y."

Daddy made white cheddar mac & cheese. Liam wanted "the orange kind." A few drops of orange food coloring yields a happy camper.

Molly says she wants Lily to be her flower girl.

Liam's new trick: dislocating his shoulders at will.

Lily Gabriella Fruchey. 7 lbs 11 oz 20.5" 1:06

Wow, Liam won first place in a Mario Kart Wii Grand Prix. With BOWSER. http://tinyurl.com/6ohqj6

The kids went to a "siblings class" at the hospital. Molly: "There were THREE babies, and the PINK one, her name was GABRIELLA!"

Molly: A long time ago, the soldiers came, and they killed everybody, and everybody died, and then, "We're FREE!!" ...on Friday.

Molly wants to be a boy so she can pee standing up. Dad wants to be a girl with long, pretty hair. "Yeah, 'cause you have short, ugly hair."

Liam wants to learn how to write in "curse-ed."

Poor Liam experienced his first data loss. He took his time making a creature in Spore, then the graphics driver died. Data loss at five

Molly was playing, not eating. Mom: "Molly, you have manners at Mrs. Lisa's; why can't you have manners at home?" Molly: "Thank you, Mommy!"

Recital practice. Dance teacher: "What do we not do on stage?" (Answer: "Run.") Molly: "We don't eat boogers!"

Liam: Dad, you haven't worn those pants in *years*!

Molly was under the trampoline after being told three times not to go there. "But I'm a cat, I don't remember. Me-ow, me-ow."

Too many Incredible Hulk commercials. Liam (to Molly): "Don't do that, you'll make brother angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."

Molly believes a certain Lewis Carroll work to be titled "Allison and Wonderworld."

Molly: "Mommy's belly looks like a baloon!"

Wow. Liam can whistle! It's that Sss-style whistle, but still.

Oldie but a goodie... Liam: Dad, you're heckin' me out!

Molly rolled a bunch of TP onto the floor while she was sitting on the toilet. "That's not TP, that's _ferpunzel_!" (Rapunzel)

Liam counted so high, he got into the twelveties.