Molly: "Whoever *askes* first, whoever goes first."

Liam: (after catching a whiff) "Lily has poop! Lily has poop! POOP ALERT! POOP ALERT! Lily has poop!"

Dad: "Molly, you're talking ugly to Papa Bill. I wouldn't talk ugly to someone I wanted to help me."
Molly:"I'm doing it because he's DEAF!"

Liam: Are you a dwarf? Is Molly a dwarf? Man, I wish we had ONE dwarf in our family. They would be this little, and you could pick 'em up like this.

Molly's bad dream: "...that monsters were real and they came to our house and they destroyed the world and gave away all our toys."

Molly: We put wet towels on the cat, but she didn't mind... Now she looks spikey and AWESOME!

Molly says "blaceret." Mimi tried to correct her: Say BRAY, say BRACE, say BRACELET. "No, Mimi, I want to be MYSELF."

Molly: One time, I was playing in my room and bonked my head. But it didn't really hurt, so I didn't tell you cuz it wasn't a 'mergency.