Where ARE you?

"Wait, Lily, I need to find the plug for your computer." "PLUG? Where ARE you, plug? ... There plug!"

Cooking

I awoke to the worrisome smell of cooking. "Liam, did you cook something?" "Yeah, I made myself some biscuits and they were awesome!"

No ma'am!

I stood Lily on the table so I could get her dressed at eye level. She looked around, confused. "Stand table? No ma'am stand table!"

Surprise!

Lily accidentally smacks Mommy in the head with a LEGO helicopter. Lily, what do we say to Mommy? "Surprise! Weee!"

A pokey

Lily looks down at her dress. "A paya on it!" pointing to the flowers. "A pokey on it!" Pokey? She's pointing to the polka-dots.

Makeup!

Lily and I stopped at Walmart to get powder for Meg. Lily: "Mama, I comin'! I hab makeup! I hold it!"

Duh, Dad.

Liam noticed a new Endless Ocean game, "and this one's in Australia!" How does he know? "Duh... we don't have humpback whales around here."