Duh, Dad.

Liam noticed a new Endless Ocean game, "and this one's in Australia!" How does he know? "Duh... we don't have humpback whales around here."

Produce

Lily's observations from the produce section: Roma tomato = a grape, Avocado = a rock, Potato = a cheeseburger, Broccoli = a tree (obvious)

Doot doot hat

Molly put a Dora hat on Lily. I tried to put it back on the shelf. Lily: "No, Daddy! Not takey my doot doot hat!" Lily now owns a Dora hat.

Tattling

Meg: If this is more tattling, we are NOT going to the movies. Molly: It's not! It's not! I just wanted to tell you that I love ya'll. =)

Northern Elephant Seal

Liam: "And guess what else is cool about the Northern Elephant Seal! They can stay underwater for 90 minutes!"

The door is hidden.

Molly: "Look, I drew our house!" Dad: "What are these pink & blue dots?" Molly: "Those are the jewels. That's how you make the door appear."

Size doesn't matter

Liam: "Dad, I can't find it. Can you come look? You have bigger eyes."