Jehova's Witness

Molly: "Lucy [the dog] is a Jehova's Witness because she doesn't
celebrate anything."

Backwards

Lily said "Uh-oh," and THEN threw her cup on the ground. I guess we
need to teach her about cause and effect.

A real apology

Liam: "Molly sucks at reading!"
Dad: "Liam! Apologize!"
Liam: "Ugh. Sorry."
Molly: "It's ok, but that didn't SOUND like an apology."

At the park, playing in the sand. Molly: "Mama, Mama! Liam is making the Hoover Dam... and I'm writing my name with a stick!"

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