So today is Mother’s day, the day when you’re supposed to be extra nice to your mother and not embarrass her…

At the dinner table this afternoon, Liam and Meghan’s Aunt Amy were arguing about fault. Fault for what? No one knows. She told Liam it was his fault, and he denied it. After going back and forth for a minute, Amy decided to attach something to this blame with “It is your fault that your mom’s a mommy!” When Liam denied it again, she asked, “Then whose fault is it?”

He pointed straight at me. I can assure you, it was five kinds of funny.