The door is hidden.

Molly: "Look, I drew our house!" Dad: "What are these pink & blue dots?" Molly: "Those are the jewels. That's how you make the door appear."

Size doesn't matter

Liam: "Dad, I can't find it. Can you come look? You have bigger eyes."

I love irony.

Liam, following Molly's explanation of quadrilaterals: "Molly, D-U-E. Duh!"

Youtube star

Liam: Ugh, Lily has a diaper under her swimsuit? Mom: We don't want
her to poop in it! Liam: Yeah! Then we could put her on the internet!

Knock knock

Lily gets out of bed now, so instead of waking up and calling, she gets up and knocks on her bedroom door to be let out. It's ridiculous!

Not supposed to laugh

(Still playing Rock Band) Molly thought the We The Kings song was titled "Jackass Juliet." (Check Yes Juliet)

Rock Band

Molly (playing a family game of Rock Band): We're like a real band! Except we're just children.

Pickle tree

Molly: "If this pickle has seeds, and we plant them, we could have a pickle tree!"

Wee!

Lily grabbed her foot, pointed to her pinkie toe and said, "Wee wee, HOME!"