Just right

Molly: "Me and the black-haired Brianna, we measured each other, and we're the right amount tall for each other."

Werewolves!

Molly, upon seeing the Firefox page instead of Barbie: "No, dad, I want Barbie.com, not WEREWOLF.COM!"

Daddy: "Molly, if I tell you NOT to do something, why would you do it anyway?"
Molly: "Because I embarrassed myself."

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Liam, watching the opening ceremonies: "India? That's the Colts. Well at least we won them."

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Don't worry

Liam: "Don't worry, Dad, the Saints always do better at the end."

Foot massage

I sat on the sofa in front of Molly, and she started rubbing my back with her feet. I asked her what she was doing. "Dad! I'm giving you a FOOT massage!"