Baby Richard has milia bumps on his nose. Liam: Daddy said blind people read with bumps. Think they can read THAT?

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Drowned

Molly went under for a second in the pool today. Her story: "And one time, I drowned. My first time!"

A true apology

Molly: I'm sorry, Liam, for smashing your toe. I was just trying to slam the door in your face.

Marriage

Molly: Bubba, you should marry Mr. Bobby so he'll have to do everything you say.

Molly (about a decorative vase at the Olive Garden): Is that a masterpiece?

Liam (about Molly): I'm older, I'm taller, AND I'm better at cool tricks!

You know the lightning bolt item on Mario Kart? Liam has started calling it "The Taser."

Liam: Dad, can you buy me the color-changing Bakugan?!
Dad: No.
Liam: Ugh, I wish you said yes to everything I said.