Liam says 'I have a scratch on my uvula. That's why I'm feeling bad.'

Molly: When I get bigger, I'm gonna get a monster truck!

...to which Liam replied, "Molly, that's a WEIRD song!"

Molly was singing a lullaby for Lily, the lyrics of which included "Lily, you're so cute, I'll never, ever throw you in the garbage."

Liam has to bring something to school that you can smell. He says, "I'm gonna poop out a poop, put it in a jar, and let everybody smell it."

Molly: What kind of snack can I have? Dad: I'll get some boogers out your nose and you can eat them. Molly: No, Dad, I already ate them all.