Molly: One time, Liam said, "Mimi, Lily has a present for you." And it was a poo present.

Molly: Mommy! You're wearing that pretty shirt, and it's my favorite colors: Pink, and pink!

Daddy: Eww, Molly, you taste like boogers. Molly: No, I taste like meat! I taste like bones!

Molly: Look, Daddy, an AMINAL! (a dead cockroach)

Molly: Snuggles make my heart feel SO happy!

Liam, told for the hundredth time to stop correcting his sister: "I'm not correcting her, I'm just telling her the right thing