"Once upon a time, there was a little bunny named Poo-poo."
— Molly, out of nowhere, and at the dinner table of all places

"That’s not poo-poo, that’s cheese!"
— Molly, out of nowhere, and at the dinner table of all places

"We guh’ bring our books out the blueberry!"
— Molly’s response to “We need to bring our books back to the library.”

Dad: Liam, you know what time it is?
Liam: What?
Dad: It's time for a punch! Are you excited?
Liam: (excited) Yeah!
Dad punches Liam in the face (gently, of course)
Liam: Hey, that wasn't exciting.

"That’s my magic wand. Bicky-bocky BOO!"
— Molly, waving around an arrow from a toy archery set we bought Liam today

"Umm… there was a ship coming, and there were frogs pretending to be aliens, and they were trying to get the boy out of bed, and his head bumped on the wall! And then they tried to get him out of bed again, and his butt was sticking out!! Then the boy was in the ship and then he fell out, then the ship landed on the house, and then the house was just the boy’s bed."
— Liam’s synopsis of “Lifted,” the new short from Pixar that precedes Ratatouille.

Liam: It’s not dark at the movies. There’s light from that TV.

Liam was teasing Molly about wetting her Pull-Up...
Mommy: Liam, she's still learning, and she has accidents sometimes.
Liam: You mean she has *on purposes* sometimes.